London, 3rd July. Base & Garden Magazine release a so-called "exclusive" screenshot of the newly redesigned Battle Island Control Consoles.

Never satisfied that a thing is true - even if proven beyond any doubt whatsoever, right here in front of us - we here at PSR were immediately suspicious. We dispatched our chief imaging technician to B&G's grubby backstreet offices, to examine this screen so-called shot.

After two hours spent enduring the cloying stink of cheap wine and listening to the suffocated screams of dying breath mints, our technician's microscopic analysis revealed the Five Fatal Flaws which prove that 1) the screenie's a fake and that 2) B&G Magazine are a load of sleazoid charlatans.

On a more personal note, PSR would like to state for the record: we think they're a bunch of scheming tossers.

THE FLAWS: DID YOU SPOT THEM TOO?

In the original CC screenshot, where are the twelve people who would normally be trying to hack?

It appears to be a monthly magazine, but refers to a feature in next week's issue.

The perspective of the rug and floorboards is completely wrong.

Lens flare is clearly visible coming from the lamp, whereas there is no lens flare in-game.

The whole thing just looks stupid and wrong.

Back to Planetside Rumours...