...to Planetside Rumours, your source for all the latest news on the future of Planetside, featuring exclusive design documents leaked to us by - or stolen from - the devs at SOE.

Yes, it's been a busy month here at PSR, but we don't expect you to care about that. And why should you? Our personal problems are just that: personal. We may have intimate hygiene issues, but since the internet is not yet capable of transmitting odours, you shouldn't be affected.

So...instead of wittering on about what a difficult time we're having and how miserably disappointing our lives have turned out, let's get straight to the latest rumours to arrive in our luxury offices.

Great news from the devs, who promise to introduce the Fourth Empire and CR6 rank by the end of the year.

Also arousing us this month, we have exclusive designs for an improved TR Cloaker Suit, plus screenies of Designer CCs for Battle Islands, and some PS-themed Crop Circles.

If you're still not satisfied, we can reveal early designs for Empire-Specific Aircraft, plus there's a special report into the increasingly polluted state of the Auraxis Environment, as well as incoming news about a new SOI Alert scheme. Our exclusive report this month explains the Weird Equipment in Biolab Basements.

And in our special Celebrity Interview this month, we're absolutely moist with anticipation as we talk to the lovely Uma Thurman, who reveals all about her passion for Planetside.

Special Unnatural Features include your Planetside Horoscopes by Werner's legendary Mike33, our Letters page, or why not blow your own trumpet with your very own personalised PSR Sig. Are there any Links? Yes, but not many.

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