Scorpio

You will soon be going on a journey,,,,,to Americh. A transit of Venus means that Qumu is your destination where you will successfully hack their f,,,,ing control console. ::))

With Venus moving into Sagittarius,,,,now would be a good time to go to Americh m8s,,,,because taking Verica is more important than defending all of Solsar,,,,,,,, Hossin,,,,,,,,,,and Ishundar.

Sagittarius

We have links from Forseral,,,,and Ishundar,,so use them! Once the Capitol Dome goes down,,,,,,you will get in a Vanguard ::)))) but with Pluto moving into the House of Mercury,,,watch out for OS’s,,,,,,rofl,,,rofl,,,,,,,, :)))))

Capricorn

Jupiter is a strong influence this month,,,,,,,,which means that if you invite 20 people into the outfit,,you will get a promotion. ::))) Because Mars is strong,,,,,,,do not leave Americh unguarded or the fishheads will move in and hack Ikanam. :(((

Aquarius

A great sign is coming,,,,,,,,it will be in your chat window. It will say "[Global] : If you’re not on Americh recall." You should listen to the global,,,,, ,,,,,if you don't respond to it, you will get struck by lightning IRL ::((( May the Global be with you, always.

Pisces

Look out for Magriders on Tuesday. They will be carrying Equipment Mods to Cetan,,,,,which will give the TR a big advantage,,,eek! :((( Surround the Geowarp with Vans and MAXs,,,,,,,,and don’t forget that ANT for Verica,,,,,,,lol.

Aries

Get a Vanguard and meet me in Heyoka. ::)))) You will see an enemy AMS and we will blow it up. Astrology on Auraxis is all f,,,ked up, the constellations here are totally different. ::/// Watch out for mines and spits on Mondays and Thursdays. :((

Taurus

Like most Scorpios,,,,,,,,,,you are very stubborn,,,,,rofl. Use this to your advantage when the Vanu invade Azeban,,,,,do not let them have it! If we lose our dropship centre,,,,,,,,,,,we will lose Americh. ::::::((((((

Gemini

Prepare for some fun this month,,,,,,,,,, when you meet a tall stranger in a MAX suit. Although you are strong-willed,,,,,Mars tells you to follow the stranger to WP1 Tumas where you will,,,,, repair the generator.

Cancer

Saturn’s influence on your behaviour is clear,,,,,,,,,you are invited into an outfit,,,,,, which makes you very happy,,,,,,,,rofl. You will accept the invitation. I prophecy a good battle, Kimo Sabe. :)))

Leo

Be careful if you do any ANT runs this month,,,,,,,,because Jupiter is in the ascendant and you will probably crash into an enemy tree. Mercury’s position suggests,,,these f,,,,ing ANTs should go to Mekala or Kyoi m8s.

Virgo

You will need a medic quite often this month,,,,,because Uranus is in transit and it will bug the equipment terminals in the spawn room,,,,,,,,rofl. So you can’t get your MAX suit and must run around in standard armour. :(((

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