Advertising Featurette
by our Personal Hygiene Correspondent
Skiz "Flush" Gordon
How often did you spawn, only to be told by fellow female warriors that you smell like dead fish? Be honest with yourself - haven't you already noticed, looking in the mirror, that there's more than one reason why your squadmates always seem to be crawling away from you in disgust when entering the damp, humid belly of a Galaxy? It's simple: You are dirty. You stink!

But not any more! Mrs Wrenglywrench is now at your service, at a base near you!
Did you ever wonder what some of the technical equipment inside bases is for? No need to guess any more! The highbrow boffins of the PSR Research Department have discovered a well-hidden secret that will put the "Ahhh!" back in Armageddon.
Mrs Wrenglywrench - "Big plans" for the future of the "Laundromate" franchise.

Over the past two months she's succeeded in expanding her "Laundromate" franchise to over 80% of bases on Auraxis. And if you don't find a "Laundromate" at your place, simply give one of Mrs Wrenglywrench's servants a toll-free call at 800-W-A-S-H-M-E. A Deliverer will drop by in no time to pick up your uniforms and armour.

And for the first time customer there is a special offer until the end of 2004. Book the package: get your body, Infil Suit, Pyjamas, Reinforced Exosuit and MAX Armour cleaned and ironed together and get a piece of soap for FREE!*
Some Important Information:

3 Nanotubes operate 24 hours a day for the confidence of our customers.

MAX Armour is the most time consuming to clean, so we charge double Rexo price.

Ms. Wrenglywrench got divorced in 1998 and is still waiting for Mr Right.

Delivery service available 24 hours. (Except when "Del Monte Alert" is activated.)
* Soap not included.
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